Live Tweets from the 2012 Presidential Debates – Part 1


In preparation for next week’s debate on domestic issues, #Romney made sure social security payments for his household servants are current.
is looking forward to the debate between candidate #MittRomney for President vs. candidate Mitt Romney for Governor. #2012Debates
is drinking Red Zingers in preparation for tonight’s #debate.
will be looking for #zingers.
will drink every time #MittRomney scores with a #zinger.
will tweet about tweets about the #debate.
will fact check #JimLehrer.
Red and blue ties. I get it.
Obama gets first #zinger.
Who is reading #debate tweets when everyone is #tweeting?
#Romney has his first zinger. Got bigger laugh than #Obama‘s.
I want #MittRomney at my 20th anniversary.
47 training programs? #Romney likes that number.
Under #Romney, government land = land for corporations.
There are no small businesses, only small business owners.
“I’m glad you asked that question, but I wish you would ask another.” #Romney
#Romney wants to defund the moderator.
#Obama is debating #Romney from another #debate.
#Romney just said the economy is growing.
Revenue? Revenschmoo.
will not get a corporate jet if tax break is eliminated.
This #debate could use a streaker.
#Romney believes in profits from #privatization.
#Regulation is fine as long as there are replacement regulators. #Romney
#Romney is better at memorizing lists than #RickPerry.
“The genius of America is…freedom” is going in my act. #Obama
“You’re not entitled to your own facts” is a #zinger? I’m not drinking. #Romney
That smile on #Romney‘s face makes me wonder what material his magic underwear is made of.

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