Live Tweets From The GOP Convention – Night 3


#RonaldReaganhologramcan’t remember selling arms to Iran to pay for arms for #Contras.
#RonaldReaganhologramis still only 2-dimensional.
Some men see things that are and ask, “Why?” #PaulRyansees things that never were and says, “Why not say they are?”
will be appearing as a hologram with Clint Eastwood at the Republican convention.
#JohnBoehner‘s orange face goes well with the red background.
I haven’t been this excited since I wasn’t.
Is #RonaldReaganrunning again?
#Newtlooks like he’s auditioning for a morning talk show with his wife. I’d pass.
Couldn’t they get two microphones?
#Newtshould die his hair like #RonaldReagan.
Somebody figured out America isn’t all old white men.
#GOPwill put Latinos on the road going South.
#Obamais brushing up on his Spanish.
#Unionsvs. Kids? Come on! #JebBush
#Godbless God.
“Friends don’t let friends drive drunk, so pick me up at the airport.”
If I didn’t think #MittRomney‘s religion was creepy before…
He avoided the draft by going on a mission…
Did this fire fighter belong to a union?
What was #MittRomney‘s executor’s fee?
#Godpasses “Blessing Baton” to #MittRomney.
I don’t feel so good myself. Bring flowers.
Marconi plays the mamba. #Webuiltthiscityon government roads.
I don’t get it.
“They don’t know what it’s like to risk money…” because they don’t have any. Get it?
Will there be a shareholder’s vote after the film?
Drug Money.
“Where else but in America could you live in this country?”
#MittRomneydidn’t take a salary because he would have needed a stateside bank account to cash the check.
Is this #AmericanIdol?
Is it too late to vote him off?
#MittRomneyis an Olympian God!
It was a #MagicFlagmade of #MagicUnderwear.
What’s this song about? #America
 I want the #GESmithband for my high school mixer.
I think #ClintEastwoodis losing the debate.
“Get off my White House lawn!” #ClintEastwood
#JohnWaynehologram will speak next to promo #BluRayrelease of #GreenBerets.
#Obamais sitting next to me in a chair.
It’s always helpful when they remind me where I am. #USA
“My betters deserve better!” #MittRomney
Keep them doggies movin’ Rawhide! Don’t try to understand ’em Just rope and throw and grab ’em Soon we’ll be living high and wide. #GOP2012
I attack your success, #MittRomney!
“Vote for me! I have a plan to create about a gazillion new jobs.” #JamesTrippforPresident
“If I am elected I will create new opportunities for creators of job creators.” #JamesTrippforPresident
#Castro‘s Cuba—Drat! #MittRomney
Too many “God Bless Yous” tonight and not enough sneezing.

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