Live Tweets From The GOP Convention – Night 2

The greatest challenge for #MitchMcConnell is reality.
 
“To call #MitchMcConnel a blank is an insult to blanks.”
 
#Blade has #Cheney‘s old heart.
 
#GESmith does not rock.
 
I almost forgot the #Republicans were #Americans.
 
More flags, damnit!
 
“Look back to the future!”
 
#RandPaul got a spot?
 
The future of the #RepublicanParty has no future.
 
“The Pootie Tang Family” was an underrated movie.
 
Hung is on 1st, Twong is on 2nd, and I don’t know who is on 3rd.
 
“We won’t let you bankrupt this great nation. That was Bush’s job.”
 
“We have nothing to fear but the #RNC trying to dismantle the #NewDeal.”
 
“Doesn’t G.W.’s administration owe the Treasury money?”
 
No scandal? #ValeriePlame?
 
Neither George endorsed #MittRomney. Must be women’s work.
 
Are we voting for #MittRomney or #MissouriJesus?
 
Played theme from #TopGun for #McCain. I hope he doesn’t jump.
 
This is like the dinner table scene in #AnnieHall.
 
We can change the channel!
 
I hope the attorney generals sue each other.
 
Hard to believe they lost.
 
Do you want a V8?
 
That’s a bad joke.
 
#Thune has a stain on his lapel.
 
#Romney will break up the 50 states to sell off.
 
No mention of #nuclear or nu-cu-lar.
 
Can’t the #RNC get any headliners?
 
#Romney made his money the old fashioned way. He pillaged it.
 
Surprise keynote from #RonaldReagan#Hologram.
 
I think it’s #TimPawlenty‘s fault.
 
Losing convinced #Pawlenty to support #MittRomney.
 
Call me #UncleSugar.
 
Do you #Limbo?
 
Check her birth certificate! #RNC #Rice
 
It doesn’t matter who you are as long as you have ID.
 
 
#RNC nominates #357magnum for President!
 
#PaulRyan has the same stain on his lapel as #Thune.
 
It started with an obstructionist Congress. It ends with #PaulRyan out of office.
 
The only difference between #Palin and #Ryan is lipstick.
 
I hope #PaulRyan‘s mom is over 55.
 
#PaulRyan wants to invade #Syria.
 
Does #PaulRyan believe in #magicunderwear?

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