"Comedy Nation This Week" – May 11, 2012

Here’s today’s podcast from New Dissident Radio with Laurie Buckley , Carrie Snow, James Tripp and host Bill Bronner:

Panelists discuss JP Morgan Chase, gay marriage, Mitt Romney, “the bully” and more.
Trippitorial – Side Effects
While laughter is the best medicine, in certain rare cases, listening to this Trippitorial can cause serious side effects, including, but not limited to: nausea, dizziness, drowsiness, dryness in mouth, wetness in mouth, diarrhea, constipation, fatigue, indigestion and ejaculation problems.

Other side effects include increase in sweating, pain in abdomen, vomiting, changes in vision, nervousness, bloody nose, bloody stool, bloody United, fever, urinary incontinence and menstrual problems in women.

Do not listen to this Trippitorial if you also listen to Fox News, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe rise in blood pressure. Pregnant women should not listen to this Trippitorial.

Seek medical attention right away if any of these severe side effects occur while listening: anal leakage, rashes, itching, difficulty breathing, tightness in the chest, swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or other part of the body, night driving, sleep walking, hallucinations, increased urination, spontaneous masturbation, exaggerated feeling of well-being, painful erection or death.
This Trippitorial may cause symptoms it was purported to relieve.

Before listening to this Trippitorial, be sure to discuss with your doctor any other podcasts you may be listening to. Tell your doctor if you have an infection, may get an infection or are an infection.

This Trippitorial is not approved for the use of children under 18.
Consult with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in comical activities. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts during laughing, or in the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate attention.
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