"Comedy Nation this Week" – April 6, 2012

Here’stoday’s podcast with me, Laurie Buckley, Dave Plunkett and host Bill Bronner:

Panelists discuss strip searches, CISPA, cell phone tracking, Oaksterdam and more.

Trippitorial – Editorials

I am sotired of people who write editorials. Every week they whine on and on aboutwhat they believe and they think that’s what you should believe and if youdon’t believe what they believe then you’re an idiot, when all along they’rethe idiot.
Who do thesepeople think they are? And why would anybody listen to them? I hope you’re listening.
You don’tsee me giving my opinion…unless you’re watching this. And you don’t hear megive my opinion unless you’re listening.
Nobody wantsto hear anybody else’s opinion. When’s the last time you woke up and thought,“Gee, I wonder what somebody else is thinking?”
Probablynever. In fact, most people woke up this morning hoping the person sleepingnext to them would just shut-up.
Sure, maybeyou have an opinion. Does that mean I want to hear it? No.
Maybe I havean opinion. Does that mean you want to hear it? Of course not.
What do youcare what I think? You don’t care what I think? What do I care?
What do Icare what you think? If you were thinking, you wouldn’t be listening to mehoping I’d tell you what to think.
Maybe you’renot even listening. How do I know there’s anybody out there? Maybe I’m talkinginto a microphone for no reason. Maybe somebody ought to write an editorialabout that!
What makessomebody think that other people want their opinions? I can’t think of whatmakes them think that. Maybe that’s something I ought to think about.

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