"Comedy Nation This Week" – March 2, 2012

Here’s today’s podcast with me, Laurie Buckley, Dave Plunkett and host Bill Bronner:

The panel discuss recent deaths in the news, Iran, Education and more.
 

Trippitorial – Education
Are you as tired of book learnin’ as I am? Jesus Christnever went to college. Do you think you’re better than Jesus…who?
Americans are as smart as they need to be, as smart as Ineed them to be. Who do they think they are? Learnin’s too good fer ‘em! SnobbyAmericans! They want to make you like them—Smart! Don’t fall for that.
I’m James Tripp and I want to be known as the educationpresident as long as the voters aren’t educated about me. I believe that peopleshould be educated, but they shouldn’t be so educated that they vote forsomebody else.
Do you want this country ruled by a bunch of collegegraduates? Of course not. I want a president I can throw up on and who canthrow up on me.
America doesn’t work from the top down. It works from thebottom up. This doesn’t mean we’re all asses.
We don’t need people who know everything telling peoplewho know nothing some things they might not want to know. We need people whoknow nothing to tell people who know something that nothing is better thansomething because only some people can know some things, but everybody can knownothing.
Elitists.
In America, anyonecan grow up to be president as long as the voters don’t know any better. Assoon as people realize they’re better off not knowing, they’ll be better Americans.And by the way, I know. And I’m not gonna not know.
Elitist.
Don’t bite that apple! And go to church! Sinners. You’reall sinners in the hands of an angry god! 

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