Here’s today’s episode of “Comedy Nation This Week” with me, Laurie Buckley, Dave Plunkett and host Bill Bronner:
There’s a Newt in the Republican primary who thought this might be a good time to bring racism back to Southern electoral politics. Racism is a funny thing—not very funny. I mean, it’s not a riot, although it can be. Black people don’t like white people and white people don’t like black people and nobody likes the Asians.
For years, in America, white men had all the good jobs and everyone else got what was left over. Now, after years of affirmative action, some white men feel they are being discriminated against and they’re starting to say, “Hey, wait a minute. We are all equal.”
Humans, despite their apparent racial and ethnic differences, all share the same basic genetic makeup. And it’s not from L’Oreal.That’s not to say that Mexicans aren’t lazy or that blacks don’t have rhythm or that the Irish don’t like to drink, it’s just that in general, generalizations are wrong…except for that generalization.
The best scientific evidence we have is that everybody came from Africa. And the evidence shows we never should have left. You had everything you needed there. Sure, sometimes you ate and sometimes you were eaten, but those were the breaks. And if we all came from the same continent, then there’s a good possibility that we’re all from the same tribe of people—except for Newt Gingrich.
And if my ancestors are from Africa, that makes me, James Tripp, an African American, and I am one crazy Nigga. It’s okay; I can say that word. Of course, that’s no reason to say it, and that’s no reason for Newt Gingrich to imply it.
A lot of people respond to racism by becoming racist themselves. The answer to racism is not to be racist. The answer to racism is to find other reasons to hate people. What we should really do is find out what we hate about ourselves, and then we can hate other people for it.